Thanks to the Chinese Communist Government (They hate people call 'em that! Well, fxxk 'em!), this blog is no longer accessible from Mainland China due to sensorship issues... well, it's really more of a 'he's got a tiny dick but doesn't want the wife to have anything to compare it with, so he blocked off all the relevant contents off from the internet' kinda issue! (Shit, that was a long sentence!) Therefore, there is no point in writing in Chinese anymore so I'll now spend more time writing in English while I still remember how.
Let's begin with the good old boring chic chat intro: weather!
Summer is piss shit in Hong Kong. That's all I can say about this shit hole right now! Hot and humid is a bad combination. I'll rahter have the 42 degree Aussie summer days ( 30 degree and 90% humidity here) 'cos it's bone dry over there, at least your sweat gets to evaporate before you even feel it (though you risk getting carcinoma). Here, your sweat forms a trail behind your ass like a dog running down the driveway after a bath. And you won't need to shower anymore 'cos you'll get the same thing just by hugging someone!!! Ewe........... I know.
Those typhoons ain't any better either, they keep coming every few weeks or so during the summer months, and when it's nearly strong enough to get you off work... it's gone! Once in a while you'll get lucky and it turns real bitchy but then you realise... it's a Sunday! Fxxk!!!
One of the good things about having my blog blocked in China is that I could talk about my gf... freely! Haha..... My childhood buddy (known him since I was 5!) described one of our mutual friends as having the good sense of saying the wrong thing at the wrong moment (I thought that was my specialty!). Well, apparently his gf ain't any better either (Yes, I'm talking about you!). It was a neutral question but asked at the worst time. She asked me about my gf and how we manage to keep a distant ralationship going for so long... perfect timing! Last month, my gf had a graduation ceremony in Nanjing. I proposed to fly over there for it but she initially refused saying it's too costly for me to go, I couldn't stay long anyway, etc... but then 2 days before the ceremony she changed her freaking mind and asked me to go! Obviously by then it was too expensive and I couldn't get out of the city anyway. As expected, a fight broke out.... we kinda end up in a cold war for a few weeks. Or depending on how you see it, you can say she was giving me the silent treatment! Now she's back home living with her folks and preparing for IELTS and all is well. Ya know why? 'cos I gave her a shit load of books to read for her IELTS exam! I used to get calls/SMS every night, 'Why haven't you called me yet?'. Now it's, 'Too tired, going to sleep, good night.' Oh, Dear God! So that's how you keep your woman quiet! I am God! Oh, Dear Me!
My sister had a brain lesion back in March, the symtoms were very similar to that of a stroke. Tilted head, lost of balance and motor functions, hence she couldn't stand up, walk, eat or drink. We were prepared for the worst. Thankfully she came around after a steroid treatment, she's still on the juice now as we had to gradually ease off the dosage. But after 3 months of acupuncture, she still couldn't stand up nor walk. I try to give her daily massages and physiotherapy, but her progress is painfully slow. I even took her to a private indoor swimming pool for dogs, almost drown her! She just let herself sink without paddling at all, scared me shitless. Maybe the water was too cold that she froze or something, but I ain't never trying that shit again! Her behaviour changed as well, she used to eat absolutely everything. Now she wouldn't touch anything that's designed for dogs, only McDonald's. Oh yeah, you heard right. Big Mac, Double Cheese Burger, Quarter Pounder, even Double Quarter Pounder! She loves that shit. But we'll be moving to a different island this month, and they don't have Macker's there. I wonder what she'll eat then...
It's late... or early I don't know, what do you call 5.45 in the morning? I'll let you know if I wrote anything new. Peace!
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